RELEVANT TO HUMANITY
Relevant to tumblr.
Relevant to existence.
screams this from the top of the matterhorn

A blog isn’t a blog without a transparent Will Smith.
There’s no food in my house
*dying whale noise*
whale: there is no krill in the ocean
*teenage girl noise*
I never had a “boys are icky and gross” phase I’ve literally been chasing dick since birth
how to play a racing game
- HIT EVERYONE OUT OF THE WAY
- GO FAST
- NEVER USE BRAKES